Attacking The Headlines
A quick take on today's espn.com headlines. A total work in progress. Pretty raw right now. It may get better, it may not. Feedback, Pointers, Tips, Criticism, etc. are all welcomed. My advice is to start from the beginning. Enjoy.
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Seriously…A Virgin!!!
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A brief message for my gracious hosts…
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“Report: Jay-Z starts selling shares in Nets” — You can sell shares of 1/15th of 1% ??? -
“Ex-Rutgers AD Pernetti getting $1.2M, iPad” — A 1.2 million dollar iPad? Damn. -
“Ayanbadejo: Gay rights talk led to release” — Yeah, i bet it did. Full release. -
“Rutgers assistant called ‘Baby Rice’ resigns” — Finally, Rutgers controls 2 of the top 3 headlines. -
“Auburn players failed ‘spice’ tests” — They say he who controls the spice controls the universe. -
“Texans’ Watt ‘wasn’t at full strength’ in ‘12” — What? -
“Report: Auburn paid players, altered grades” — You can never trust gingers… -
“Absent Albert wants answers from Chiefs” — Tardy Terry, and Early Earl got some splainin’ to do. -
“Raiders: Flynn’s path like Schaub, Rodgers” — That Al Davis optimism is alive and well in Oakland. Unlike Al Davis. He’s still very much dead. -
“Cano dumps Boras, hires Jay-Z” — Sound business decisions. -
What…The…Fuck???
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“Pitino: Ware in ‘great spirits’ after surgery” — I’m guessing Cognac. -
“Report: Obama talks safer play with RG III” — Hot off his March Madness success, this is a man who’s got his priorities straight.
